Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Bump names

A good mate of mine, the increasingly inappropriately named Glastonbury Jon, called his youngest sprog Reg when it was just a bump. Even now Jon occasionally calls her Reg despite her being all grown up and really called Katia. Quality. I was a bit disappointed when Niki my sister in law got herself "in the family way" and chose the bump name of Butter Bean. I know she is an artist but that is mighty abstract man!

In order to prevent such shabby bump names in the future I have taken it on myself to assist. So when we went out last week to celebrate finding out that our mates Mellon were awaiting a visit from the stork, I suggested Bongo. Ellen seems to quite like it but I think I'm going to have to work on Marcus.

I have no idea what my bump name was but since I was sharing the bump with my twin sister I suspect it may have been Trouble.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmm, if you were Bump, I think I was something more like
'What a fooking surprise!'...