So given that terrible possibility, what should my last ever meal be? Duh! A bacon sandwich of course. Now my favorite foods in the world is mushrooms. Mushroom and bacon are a marriage made in heaven. So should I poach or grill them? Nah! Fry them in oil and butter.
Clearly the butcher has confirmed that this is pretty cool bacon.
Three slices should just about suffice for a sandwich.
Just for the vegans, I add a few tomatoes to make this a healthy dish.
Next up is a couple of thin slices of wholemeal bread with olive spread. Sadly I didn't have any of that cardboard rubbish - so it's two doorstep of farmhouse crusty white with lashings of butter.
Now this is starting to look like the perfect bacon butty. Just don't make the mistake of adding chavy ketchup. Also - the tomatoes should be side orders - putting them in the sandwich will make it too moist.
So there you have it - the perfect bacon sandwich. If I might be so bold I would recommend a chilled glass of Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc as an accompaniment.
Why would I reveal my secret recipe for the ultimate bacon sandwich to the world? Well if you had been counting you would notice that this is the 200th post on Ports Thoughts. It's OK. You don't need to send a card.
4 comments:
All the major food groups accounted for and the bottle of wine is nice touch. A meal of champions and no mistake...although I'd have used smoked bacon.
The Food Nazis will be kicking your door no doubt! :o)
MAKE ROOM FOR DA MUSHROOMS!!!! :0)
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Man alive, I'd kill for that lot right now. Guess that means we have to avoid going to Ramones when you're out West and over the bridge.
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